Moses Had A Speech Impediment T Shirt
Moses Had A Speech Impediment T Shirt
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God needed someone to walk into Pharaoh's palace and demand the release of an entire nation, and His first call went to a man who had just spent forty years talking to sheep. Moses explained, carefully and at length, that he was not a great speaker -- and God's response was, essentially, I know. I made your mouth. Now go. So Moses went into the palace of the most powerful ruler on earth. With a stick and a stutter and the backing of the universe. This shirt is for everyone who has run out of excuses and found that God had already thought of every single one. Your objection has been heard. The burning bush is still lit. Fantastic for casual events like sheep tending, and even better for formal occasions like court appearances (if you think you can get away with it).
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
This shirt is made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors, with blends available in specific heather shades for added softness and stretch. It is tailored, unisex “retail fit” suited for men and women, with side seams for enhanced structure and to prevent twisting. The shirt is lightweight jersey fabric approximately 142 grams per square meter (g/m²) for breathability and comfort. This shirt features a crew neck, short sleeves, and ribbed collar to provide durability and versatile styling and is pre-shrunk to ensure minimal shrinkage (5% or less).
Solid color shirts are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather blends are up to 52% cotton, 48% polyester or, for some options like Athletic Heather, 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Sizing (Metric Measurements)
|
Size |
Length (cm) |
Width (cm, pit-to-pit) |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
|
XS |
68.6 |
41.9 |
78.7–86.4 |
|
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4–94 |
|
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5–104.1 |
|
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7–114.3 |
|
XL |
78.7 |
61.0 |
116.8–124.5 |
|
2XL |
81.3 |
66.0 |
127–134.6 |
|
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2–144.8 |
|
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3–154.9 |
|
5XL |
88.9 |
81.3 |
157.4–165.1 |
Note: Width is measured from underarm to underarm, while length is measured from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Allow for up to 3.8 cm variation in manufacturing.
Wash in cold water, tumble dry low to preserve fit and color.
Sustainably manufactured with ethical labor standards, near-zero waste policy, and eco-friendly practices.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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